Duh! Weddings! A Charlie Sheen Bi-Winning Wedding Theme

Charlie Sheen is my inspiration for my latest wedding theme.....Duh!  Charlie Sheen! Winning!  The man with tiger blood, the guy with Adonis DNA, the man with the Goddesses.  In my twisted mind, I've combined all the elements into a wedding theme.   Makes sense to me...just go with it.  I'm a mere mortal. 

 Dressing Adonis is easy, just add a grape leaf!

Another idea for Charlie's attire, going with the tiger blood partying theme:

Charlie Sheen: "You borrow my brain for five seconds and just be like dude, can't handle it, unplug this bastard. It fires in a way that is, I don't know, maybe not from this terrestrial realm. When you've got tiger blood and Adonis DNA, it's like, get with the program dude."

The Goddesses Athena and Venus. 

Charlie Sheen: "Let me say this about the Goddesses, I don't think the term is good enough, but when you're bound by these terrestrial descriptions, you must use the best term available. So if you think about it dude, I'm 0-for-3 in marriage, but like in baseball, the scoreboard doesn't lie. Never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the hearts. And to sully, contaminate, or radically disrespect this unit with a shameful contract is something I'll leave to the amateurs and bible grippers."

I think this is the perfect Goddess wedding dress by Bonny Bridal.   

Its draped chiffon, a modern Grecian update for a modern day Charlie goddess.  

Since Charlie has two goddesses, I've picked another dress by Bonny Bridal, this is a more traditional Grecian goddess dress. 

Charlie Sheen:  

"You've read about the goddesses, come on. They're an international sensation. These are my girlfriends. These are the women that I love that have completed the three parts of my heart. ... It's a polygamy story. All my guy friends are gonna like throw tomatoes at me. It's like an organic union of the hearts."

"I'm not a marriage guy, but maybe the three of us will get married. Oh, now it's a polygamy story."

Food and Beverages:  

You must, of course, serve Tigers Blood, to your mere mortal guests.  My guess is that its red, so look for something red and powerful. Here are a couple of WINNING suggestions:

From Fashionably Bombed,  the Charlie Sheen Martini! 

The Charlie Sheeni Martini

Makes 1

1 ounce tiger blood (AKA freshly squeezed blood orange juice)
2 ounces X-Rated Fusion Vodka
1 bitchin' rock star from Mars (AKA Rockstar energy drink)
1 briefcase full of cocaine (AKA 2 tablespoons of powdered sugar)

Add blood orange juice and vodka to a shaker with ice and shake vigorously until a frost forms on the outside of the shaker.  Top off with Rockstar energy drink.  Moisten rim of glass with blood orange and dip into a plate of powdered sugar.  Drink directly through the eye.

Now take that martini glass, wrap both arms around it and love it violently.

Warning: If you try it once you'll die, your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. Too much?

WINNING!!!

Another winning...duh....cocktail from the Ninth Ward:

The Charlie Sheen, from the Ninth Ward

4 ounces Coca-Cola
2.5 ounces of Catdaddy Carolina Moonshine
Ice
Powdered Sugar Rim
1 Maraschino cherry, for garnish

You can whip up a couple of batches of  The Official Charlie Sheen Porn Lovers Lemon Bars by Chef Larry Edwards.   Chef Edwards writes:  "With each bite of these delicious lemon bars, made with Meyers lemons, you will experience the joys of being Charlie Sheen. Each bite has the silky smoothness of a porn queen (Mr. Sheen's dates of choice). Each mouth-watering chew will escalate your soul to heights of nirvana (often times Mr. Sheen's state of mental being) and each bar is lightly coated with powdered sugar (well...). After your first bite, you will scream out "Winner" (Mr. Sheen's exclamation of himself) and want to sue CBS for millions of dollars (Mr. Sheen's latest business venture)." 

I don't know about you, but my mouth is watering and I'm not into porn stars, I'm into lemon bars.  Get Chef Larry Edward's recipe here,  I'm going to try making them sometime this week.  Like your style, Chef , you made me laugh and you made me want to bake! ;)

Flowers:   Since one of Charlie's goddesses modeled on the cover of a Cannabis magazine, we think this bouquet will be perfect in Charlie's world.   In the real world, proceed at your own risk.

Music and Entertainment:

Who needs music and entertainment when you have Charlie in the flesh.  He IS the entertainment!  

Here's the newest Charlie Sheen remix! Bi-winning, perfect!

What can I say but.....DUH....WINNING!!

Combining Wedding Themes To Make A Statement

OK, its hard to pick a wedding theme
that expresses your style. Some wedding themes
are almost there, but they miss by a few
degrees. Why not combine wedding themes
to make a personalized statement and
make your wedding stand out from
everyone's wedding?



Combine a sunflower theme with
an animal print. Use favors in an
animal print, use vases of
sunflowers on the tables and in
the bouquets of the bridesmaids.
Incorporate the same animal print
in your invitations or as table
toppers.

What about combining an
eco friendly green wedding with
an Out of Africa theme? Use
eco friendly favors, top the tables
with an African theme table topper,
use animals like giraffes and elephants
for centerpieces grazing in pots of
live grass. Decorate with lots of
tall grasses.






Combine a Tiffany blue theme with a starry
night theme. Use Tiffany blue as your main
color, silver stars as accents. Use silver as
the accent, hang silver stars from the ceiling
on fishing line so they seem to float.



Here's more ideas:
A military theme with a 4th of July theme.
Color scheme is a no brainer. Top it off
with a fireworks display.

Use a cottage theme with wildflowers and
peonies and combine it with a butterfly
theme. Stencil a butterfly on your
aisle runner, put little white wire
bird cages with flowers and butterflies
in them as centerpieces.

Any other imaginative ideas?

Sunflower Wedding Theme: Summer/Fall Wedding Themes

Sunflowers are a sign of summer, good luck and
something I'm sure you didn't know: they are a
sign of hope to cancer patients. Sunflowers grow towards
the sun and move with the rays as the day progresses.
Sunflowers are the perfect theme for a summer or
fall wedding.

With sunflowers, you can go toward an earth tone
palette or to a more cool blue toned color palette.

For earth tones, use a gold/yellow/orange/brown
palette. You can add olive green, rust, pumpkin
orange, deep peach and bronze.

For a blue color palette, use a medium blue, accent with
a meadow green and lemon yellow.

Wedding dresses are by Winnie Couture, Casablanca and
Mori Lee. Maids are by Winnie Couture, and Mori Lee.

Sunflowers make me smile because they are
such a happy flower!